about me

my name is Jordan. I moved to Los Angeles when I was 20 to become a comedian. I became a nurse instead (LOL). I write jokes on Twitter. I have been listed as one of the funniest women on Twitter by Mandatory, Huffington Post, and Buzzfeed.

I like spaghetti, ice cream, air conditioning, animals, binge watching anything, and places that are anywhere but here. I do not like racists, lemon la croix, when people do not laugh at my jokes, and sweating. my hobbies include eating, crying, crying about eating, and eating while crying.

I want to change the world, but I will settle for making a few people laugh at some bad jokes and a story.